Who would win?

In the spirit of the long poem (Lauren Goodman’s, I think) “Who Would Win”, I’d like to create an absolutely capricious and binary riddled list of who you, dear readers, would prefer to read forced to choose. I take no accountability for historical and canonical accuracy.

WHO WOULD WIN

  • Whitman vs. Dickinson
  • Pound vs. Williams
  • Lowell vs. Bishop
  • Goethe vs. Rilke
  • Ginsberg vs. Baraka
  • Rimbaud vs. Leraine
  • Millay vs. HD
  • Crane vs. Stevens
  • Hopkins vs. Auden
  • Creely vs. Oppen
  • Levertov vs. Duncan
  • Rich vs. Lourde
  • Sandberg vs. Percy
  • Wilbur vs. Merrill
  • Clare vs. Blake
  • Keats vs. Cooleridge
  • Brooks vs. Clifton
  • Levis vs. Levine
  • James Wright vs. Franz Wright
  • Charles Wright vs. Charles Dickens
  • Transtromer vs. Salamum
  • Chaucer vs. Joshua Beckman
  • O’Hara vs. Ashberry
  • Bernstein vs. Silliman
  • Elytis vs. Seferis
  • Ahkmatova vs. Yuvteshenko
  • Cavafy vs. Levertov
  • Plath vs. Hughes
  • Smart vs. Pope
  • Milton vs. Merton

And now my daughter requires attention. Feel free to add more false binaries or correct existing ones.

2 thoughts on “Who would win?

  1. P.S. Congratulations on your highly literate & witty list–I love “Rilke & Goethe” and “Levis and Levine”:, for example. God, what a relief it is to see proof that someone in this country has actually read some books! Best, FW

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